How to stop an 8 game losing streak

May 27, 2009January 29, 2023 Ian Hunter 8 game losing streak, Roy Halladay

In order to stop the bleeding from an eight game losing streak, please follow these instructions closely. Keep in mind that in no way am I licensed to give medical advice. That would be like Dennis Eckersley trying to teach a television broadcasting class.

How to stop an 8 game losing streak

Step 1: Pack the affected area (in this case, the heart of the lineup) with non-sterile hitters who can drive in runs with RISP.

Step 2: Apply steady pressure to the affected area.

Step 3: Seek the Doctor immediately.

Step 4: Pray for it to end.

Ian Hunter

Ian has been writing about the Toronto Blue Jays since 2007. He enjoyed the tail-end of the Roy Halladay era and vividly remembers the Alex Rodriguez "mine" incident. He'll also retell the story of Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS to his kids for the next 20 years.

3 thoughts on “How to stop an 8 game losing streak”

SL
May 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm
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Praying for the end right now!
LJ
May 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm
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5. Hope that the closing surgeons don’t botch the entire operation!
Ian H.
May 27, 2009 at 11:06 pm
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6. Don’t let the interns fuck up the whole damn thing.

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3 thoughts on “How to stop an 8 game losing streak”