Where in the World is Kevin Millar?

Despite our wishes of disdain, Kevin Millar is still somehow a member of the Toronto Blue Jays. It’s easy to assume that he’s been designated for assignment because Millar has only played in four games this month.

So like any great bench-warmer cast aside, Kevin Millar cowboyed up and joined Kenny Chesney on stage for a rendition of “Old Blue Chair”.

Actually, that’s the inspiration for a new joke I just came up with – what’s blue, has four legs and has seen more playing time than Kevin Millar? The stool that the ball boy sits on.


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Hat tip to The Crowe’s Nest for the link.

Ian Hunter

Ian has been writing about the Toronto Blue Jays since 2007. He enjoyed the tail-end of the Roy Halladay era and vividly remembers the Alex Rodriguez "mine" incident. He'll also retell the story of Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS to his kids for the next 20 years.

7 thoughts on “Where in the World is Kevin Millar?

  • August 26, 2009 at 9:33 pm
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    that is fucking nuts. i was actually working that concert and heard in the distance kevin millars name being called out but i simply put it down to the fact that i know the square root of fuck all about country music and there must be some country singer with the same name.

    but there you have it, its true. you have to wonder how such things come about though!

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  • August 26, 2009 at 10:15 pm
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    Sad but true, Kevin Millar performs better on stage than he does on the field.

    I'm sorry that you had to experience that live. How are your ears feeling?

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  • August 26, 2009 at 10:51 pm
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    ears are fine, dunno whether my eyes will ever be the same. you see some serious sights at a kenny chesney concert.

    in my opinion the whole thing was a bit of a homoerotic experience, i mean he is a pretty good looking guy singing country songs with a sleeveless shirt and cowboy hat and there was a ton of guys lapping it up.

    frankly i was never going to admit to having been there if it wasnt for the fact that you have confirmed my mark millar suspicions.

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  • August 26, 2009 at 11:39 pm
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    Millar just drew a walk!!! Take that all you doubters(much sarcasm)…

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  • August 27, 2009 at 1:08 am
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    Unless some guy is being dragged to that concert by his wife or his girlfriend (or is working there in this case), then I would question why the hell they would willingly go to a Kenny Chesney concert.

    And almost every damn time I call out Kevin Millar, he responds. Whether it's a walk or a home run, he must read these blogs before he goes out onto the field.

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  • August 27, 2009 at 3:31 am
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    And I thought I couldn't hate Millar more than I already do.

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  • August 27, 2009 at 3:54 am
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    I guess it could've been worse, at least he didn't crash a Coldplay concert while they were playing "Viva La Vida"!

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