The Best Moustaches in Baseball: Part Three

Does the moustache make the man, or does the man make the moustache? Personally, it’s a question that I’ve pondered for many years and still haven’t discovered an answer.

Historically, baseball has been one of the largest professional sports to prominently feature moustache-clad players. And naturally over the years, this has created an vast talent pool of guys to choose from who have donned a lip sweater.

In honour of “Movember”, we’re taking a third look at some of the best cookie dusters that America’s national pastime has ever seen. Think of this as the “Return of the Jedi” of Moustaches – without any further adieu, here is the third installment of The Best Moustaches in Baseball.


Pete Vuckovich

Who knew that this blast from the past was part of the inaugural 1977 Blue Jays roster? Pete Vuckovich didn’t start growing his ‘stache until the 80’s with the Milwaukee Brewers, and his fu manchu quickly became one of the best in the American League. A pitcher by trade, Vuckovich also made made an appearance in the film “Major League” as the character Clu Haywood.

Bill Buckner

Most folks know Bill Buckner as the guy who let one slip between his legs, however he should also be remember for letting one hell of a caterpillar grow between his nose and mouth. As you can see, Buckner was a very furry fellow, as the girth of his moustache also matched his eyebrows. So really, it looks like Bill Buckner has three moustaches on his face.

Catfish Hunter

At one point in his career, Catfish Hunter was the highest paid pitcher in the game. And rightfully so, moustache upkeep back in the day probably ate into 25% of a baseball player’s salary alone. Catfish Hunter along his Oakland A’s teammates Ken Holtzman and Rollie Fingers were involved in the infamous facial hair contest of 1972. Rollie obviously won.

Davey Lopes

Much to the effect of Tom Selleck, there are some men that you just can’t picture without a moustache. For the better part of his career, Davey Lopes has always had a ‘stache: from his playing days, to a brief stint as a manager of Brewers, and it has now transformed into a goatee as a first base coach with the Phillies.

Eddie Murray – Orioles


No, that isn’t the “Rent Is Too Damn High” guy, it’s Hall of Famer Eddie Murray. Aside from his offensive threat and Golden Glove, Murray will be remembered for his ability to connect his sideburns to his moustache which can only be described as the “epitome of awesome” in the facial follicle arts.

Bobby Valentine

Bobby Valentine owned perhaps the most notorious fake moustache in history, but I couldn’t get away with excluding this creative number. We all remember how he was tossed from a game, only to emerge later donning a moustache and glasses. Let’s just say that if that’s the kind of disguise Bobby Valentine can come up with, he shouldn’t quit his day job to be an employee for the Witness Protection Program.

Dennis Lamp

In the cavern of darkness of facial hair, Dennis Lamp is the beacon that guides us towards the light of amazing moustaches. Lamp spent 19 seasons in the majors, 3 of which were with the Toronto Blue Jays. He will always be remembered for not only his curveball, but the curvature on his moustache.

Luis Tiant


Here’s another moustache lifer, Luis Tiant, who still has his signature handlebars to this day. Tiant’s moustache complied with the infamous New York Yankees facial hair policy, which kind of makes me respect him even more. And Luis Tiant also has his own line of cigars, which may or may not smell of rich mahogany and leather-bound books.

There you have it folks – the third round of the Best Moustaches in Baseball. If you think there’s anyone that I’ve missed that hasn’t already been covered in part one, part two please email me and I’ll be sure to include them next year.

For the time being, I’m attempting to follow in the footsteps of our facial follicle forefathers and growing a moustache of my own for Movember. Please check out my Mo Space and donate if you can.

So after seeing all those beautifully constructed moustaches, it all comes back to the question posed at the beginning of this blog post: does the man make the moustache, or does the moustache make the man?

I can’t help but think it’s a little bit of both.

Ian Hunter

Ian has been writing about the Toronto Blue Jays since 2007. He enjoyed the tail-end of the Roy Halladay era and vividly remembers the Alex Rodriguez "mine" incident. He'll also retell the story of Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS to his kids for the next 20 years.

3 thoughts on “The Best Moustaches in Baseball: Part Three

  • November 9, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    First the man must make the moustache, then the moustache makes the man. Kind of a chicken and egg arguement. This is way too complicated to be discussing in a Blue Jays blog.

    Congrats on your mention in that article regarding your 'Meats Don't Clash' T shirts. Awesome stuff.

  • November 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Mattt, I like your style – very good answer. I totally agree with you: the man must build the moustache empire, and then the moustache takes over. Rollie Fingers is the perfect example.

    And thanks! I was shocked and elated to see BJH mentioned in the mainstream media. Shoutout to Shi Davidi!

    Nav, indeed it has. Judging by these photos, you'd almost think grooming was frowned upon back in the 70's/80's.

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