Pat Tabler Thinks (Player Name) is So Strong
You’ll have to excuse me, but I feigned interest in last night’s game pretty quickly especially after Cito Gaston called upon Brian Tallet.
And has anyone noticed that Tallet has transformed into the yellow canary the Blue Jays send into the mine? Odds are if you see Brian Tallet on the mound, something has or is about to go horribly awry.
Instead, I was entertained by the musings of the Blue Jays colour commentator Pat Tabler. As a former Blue Jay himself, Tabler has a pretty solid understanding of the game and the organization as a whole. But there’s one thing he keeps mentioning during the broadcast that drives me nuts. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:
“(Player Name) is sooo strong”.
We didn’t even get out of the bottom of the first inning before Tabby throws out his go-to phrase. Jeff Francouer muscles a single out to left field and Pat Tabler thinks he’s “soooo strong”.
Then in the top of the third, Nelson Cruz hits a double to the right-centre field gap and once again Cruz was “soooo strong”.
Vladimir Guerrero is the very next batter and Pat Tabler proceeds to drool over the sight of Big Bad Vladdy Daddy and gives him every compliment in the book BUT mentioning that he’s “soooo strong”. Tabler comments how Guerrero’s arms are sooo long and his hands are sooo quick.
And just in case you thought the compliment was only bestowed upon position players, Tabler threw one out to the Rangers starter Derek Holland commenting that he was “big and strong”. Notice how Tabby didn’t use that extra adjective “sooo” in front of it.
I realize as a broadcaster you have to think very quickly and fill lots of airtime, but if you use a compliment like that every other inning, the lustre of it wears off pretty quickly.
It hasn’t quite gotten to the point where we need to develop a drinking game in Pat Tabler’s honour just like Buck Martinez (courtesy of Drunk Jays Fans), but it’s pretty damn close. Very soon, “sooo strong” may lead to fans getting “sooo drunk”.