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Acid Flashback Friday: Pat Borders Gets Caught Looking

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For this week’s Acid Flashback Friday, for the most part I will let this photo speak for itself.

Pat Borders is obviously distracted by former big-bust adult film star Lulu Divine as she storms the field during the Detroit Tigers 1993 Home Opener. Nobody knows where she came from, but by her outfit it looks like she just escaped from prison.

Borders must have seen nothing but beach balls at the plate  … because immediately following that on-field distraction, he hit a two run knock after he saw two of the biggest knockers of his life.



Coincidence? I think not.

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Ian Hunter

Ian has been writing about the Toronto Blue Jays since 2007. He enjoyed the tail-end of the Roy Halladay era and vividly remembers the Alex Rodriguez "mine" incident. He'll also retell the story of Game 5 of the ALDS to his son for the next 20 years.

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7 Comments

  1. Matt_CC

    June 11, 2010 - 1:03 pm

    How do you spell the motor boat noise?

  2. Ian H.

    June 11, 2010 - 2:59 pm

    Good question, Matt. I think it's something along the lines of "brrrrrrrrrrr"

  3. Ian H.

    June 12, 2010 - 1:31 am

    It really is a difficult thing to put into words, isn't it? So more like a "brrpbrrrpbrrrp"

  4. Matt_CC

    June 12, 2010 - 2:00 am

    That is the closest so far… What about "bvrrpbvrrpbvrrp"?

  5. Ian H.

    June 12, 2010 - 2:05 am

    Matt, I think you've got it! I don't know how we did it, but somehow we managed to figure out how to spell out a motorboat. It was much more difficult than I expected.

    Next time, I will ask Pat Borders and maybe he'll give us a couple of tips too.

  6. Matt_CC

    June 13, 2010 - 2:57 am

    It was a three man effort, but we succeeded. Cheers.

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